My world.

Is here perhaps, or maybe it is here, or maybe the world is whatever you think it is.

alternative energy is interesting

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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a Particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept Golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with Him." He said, "Hello, George! What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" If you start to feel negative, ask yourself "What is awesome about this RIGHT NOW?" Find something and appreciate it. You only live once, there is no reason to dwell on stupid shit-especially when you're out to have a GOOD TIME. Danny Ocean "Give evil nothing to oppose and it will disappear by itself." Chapter 60 of the Tao Te Ching says It's been articulated many different ways. "What you resist persists. What you acknowledge you gain power and control over." First, make yourself one with the block. Chapter 23 of the Tao Te Ching says: Express yourself completely, then keep quiet. Be like the forces of nature: When it blows, there is only wind; When it rains, there is only rain; When the clouds pass, the sun shines through. The way you do this is you become very bendy and completely GIVE IN to your impediment. In the way that the willow branch bends and lets the snow fall of its own accord. I want to remind you of the 5 principles from the Tao of Social Networking. Since the teleseminar will focus mostly on the middle part of the process (Steps 2-4), I want to make sure you have the full 5: 1) Accept all invitations. 2) Show up. 3) Accept all contacts. Talk to *everyone* and get contact info. 4) Follow up within 24-72 hrs -- a simple email is often enough. 5) Give back by inviting people to an event of your own, or connecting them to an event they would be interested in. Dr Alex

That is hard to read. Wonder if anyone will. Perhaps I should put a click ad below.

Well there was an ad for Galaxy Foods here, but they stole my shares for 36 cents in a shady tender offer & we are now boycotting them. So when someone searches for Veggie Slices Suck they will come here....

stocks of the day BWLD TTM YHOO LNUX ENER HYGS ABK MBI which will survive n thrive? Options expire...should be fun.

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, Falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.' Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it. 'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' ' Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.' She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Might as well put in a budweiser commercial.

How about some politics.

What next??

Hmmm Vivendi is a complicated stock.

Did you hear the story about the old bull and the young bull standing on the hill? The young bull says, "Hey, let's RUN down there and have sex with one of them cows!" Old bull looks at him and says, "Let's WALK down there and have sex with ALL of them." Ponder. Reflect. Repeat.